Not the Sun is looking for a new Head of HR. She must enjoy Coldplay and slow dancing as well as know some of that HRy stuff.
She will answer directly to the CEO. In fact, she will have total access to him. He says he will definitely have an open door policy with his HR head.
Part of her initial training will be how to not over react when you are shown on the kiss cam. A training that our CEO has already attended.
We at Not the Sun take HR seriously and are looking for only the best candidates. Please include a photo in your application.
Hello Hiring Team!
I’m a young female who loves Coldplay! My mom calls me “Fancy Dancy Girl” because I look like I’m dancing when I’m just running into the kitchen for a snack and a kiss. I love kisses, and I love posing for a camera, especially when kisses are involved.
I’m just starting out in HR, but I think I’m a good candidate because I take extra care in vetting candidates. It’s been about 15 months, and I just approved my grandmother’s nurse to enter her house. I take workplace complaints very seriously, and immediately wrote up a transfer for the Dude who leaves a mess in the bathroom. He also steals food, and imposes extra healthcare costs on the company because he ignores safety protocols. The transfer is still pending acceptance from Siberia.
I do hope you’ll consider me to lead your HR department!