City of Weeki Wachee press office to open press office
The City of Weeki Wachee press office announced plans to open a press office to highlight the great things that the press office is doing. City Councilman William Williamson explained that the press office is doing amazing things and that it is really important to the community to highlight the great things the press office is doing.
The head of the press office, Sean Katz, explained that the new press office would come out of the small portion of the city budget that was not already dedicated to the press office. Mr Katz explained, “What is most important to the taxpayers is hearing all the great things we are doing with their money. We raise their taxes every year so we can tell them about what a great job we are doing and tell them about the great things we are doing. With the new press office’s press office we will do even a better job at this.”
Sean stated that in the beginning, the council did not really appreciate the importance of the press office, but after some interesting photos he took at the Christmas party, suddenly everyone was on board. In the two years since that party, the press office has grown to have the majority of the city’s staff.
“We can directly inform the public of how great a job we do,” said Sean. The public doesn’t want reporters asking difficult questions; they just want us to sell them on spending more money on the press office. A few months ago, the press office purchased a $500,000 car, so the head of the press office could drive around in a Lamborghini. The local press tried to make this an issue, but because we have a larger staff, we were able to contact their advertisers and subscribers until they backed off the issue. This is more great stuff your press office is doing.
Editor’s Note: I keep trying to tell our reporter that the City of Weeki Wachee has been disbanded, but he just ignores me.
