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I just noticed that the county is apparently growing pot in my swale. I see a three-foot-tall plant that looks […]

An issue that was brought before the commission was that some people have many more pillows than others. This may […]

The Hernando County Commission recently discussed an ordinance to create a manatee protection zone. Commissioner Steve Champion suggested that, rather […]

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have a week off, but this reporter is paid by the story. I needed to keep […]

The Great Brooksvillian nominating committee could not decide on just one great Brooksvillian. The city council also could not pick […]

In a tragic accident on Breezy Way, a Roomba vacuum was killed by a self-driving Waymo. Little Bobby had left […]

As we at Not the Sun are not bound by the rules of traditional journalism, we can run drug commercials. […]

In a viral story out of Cape Coral, Florida a man in a Batman onesie managed to apprehend a man […]

A mass fainting spell across the nation occurred as a result of the engagement of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. […]

We woke up early and got outside and started working before it became truly hot. This way our bodies could […]