Not The Sun (Satire)

In a new record local student Judy attended school for almost two whole days before coming down sick. When asked […]

A local Weeki Wachee man whose dinner night is usually Taco Tuesday forgot to defrost the ground beef. This led […]

Pasco has unveiled a new plan to replace all trees in Pasco with palm trees. The county manager explained when […]

All over Hernando County children are excited to return to school. Fifth grader Richard explained that he was excited to […]

At the Tuesday, July 22, 2025 Hernando County Board of County Commissioners meeting, park consultants presented their findings on a […]

Liam Worcester from New England was befuddled that the Florida Cracker Kitchen does not serve crackers. He explained to Not […]

Watching all these other news outlets win awards is very frustrating for Not the Sun. We write amazing fake news […]

Florida summers can be very hot, inviting you to enter the water. However, every body of water in Florida has […]

The Underwater Karst Research team has discovered a route within the Weeki Wachee watershed underwater cave system that allows them […]

When they accidentally sold the water tower four years ago, they did not realize that they stumbled onto something very […]