Spring Hill Company Releases Organic Non GMO Pepper Spray
A local Spring Hill company, Friendly Foe, has released a new Organic Gluten Free Vegan Non-GMO Pepper Spray. This way a person who attacks you will face minimal long term effects from being sprayed. You would not want an attacker to develop a reaction because all the pepper spray ingredients were GMO or not organic. Friendly Foe is also working on a placebo pepper spray to further minimize the ill effects to the attacker.
Not the Sun spoke with Cindy, a first-time buyer of the organic non-GMO pepper spray, while she was feeding the wild raccoons behind her house. Cindy explained that she did not want to use a chemical spray that could harm the planet. I just could not live with myself knowing I hurt someone. She is very excited for the release of the placebo spray, as it won’t even hurt her attacker.
A Weeki Wachee-based competitor to Friendly Foe, FAFO, has released its own pepper spray, which makes use of GMO peppers grown near the nuclear Nevada Test Site. They claim that if the pepper spray doesn’t kill the attacker, you will get a full refund.
Bubba Jones explained he bought the FAFO spray for his daughter. He really hopes that the spray does not kill the attacker, as he will get a refund and the attacker will still have to answer to him. He mentioned that he was planning on using the spray to chase away some raccoons that had recently gathered near his property. When asked if he had any environmental concerns about the use of this product, Bubba simply responded, “No.” That was apparently the end of the interview, as Bubba did not respond to any of the questions asked for the next hour and a half until the reporter left.
In other news, Bubba and Cindy recently started dating.
