Dad’s turn to make dinner, Introduces family to intermittent fasting
A local Weeki Wachee man whose dinner night is usually Taco Tuesday forgot to defrost the ground beef. This led to an audible that the family did not see coming.
He asked if they have been seeing online ads about intermittent fasting. As a middle aged male he was the only one being targeted with the ads. He informed his family of the new dinner option.
It will cause your cells to regenerate or some such thing, he explained. It will make us all feel like teenagers again. His daughter Lily replied that she was a teenager and that starving children was illegal and she was calling the Department of Children and Families (DCF).
She pulled out her cell phone and made the call to DCF. Only to be informed by DCF that intermittent fasting was not child abuse.
Her father overheard the call and was ecstatic.
He immediately called his friends to let them know the cheat code he had discovered. Dad’s dinner night will be so easy from now on. This intermittent fasting thing is a great idea and now my family will be healthier as he ate chips and cookies from the pantry.