Come Down to Brooksville Everything Must Go
When they accidentally sold the water tower four years ago, they did not realize that they stumbled onto something very good. Four years later, with budget worries they are having a blow out sale, everything must go.
Do you want a splash pad? They have a reasonable price on that. Do you want City Hall? It too is marked down.
“What else do we own? We don’t really know but we will sell it to you,” said the city manager in their low budget cable television commercial.
“Do you want signage? Heck we will even change our logo for the right price. Naming rights are also available. If you want us to be Bronsonville it just takes a little negotiating.
“We have used Chevys, Fords, and GMCs. We can get you into a car really cheap. It might say parks and recreation on the side, but the price is right.”
Local pickle ball legend Larry explained that he had missed out on the water tower so he was hoping to score one of these sweet park and rec trucks.
