Jimmy won’t stop hitting me. I see all the adults come to you with complaints about their family, so I wanted to let you know that my little brother Jimmy is a brat. I don’t even know why my parents decided I needed a sibling.
He stole my iPad and burned down my village in Minecraft. He Spent all my robux that I had been saving up for months. He broke my drone and stole my RC car. He tattles to our parents whenever I criticize him. In fact, just the other day he went crying to mom when I criticized (punched) him in the head.
He never respects my privacy. He always wants to come into my room. On Tuesday, I finally almost defeated the ender dragon in Minecraft but Jimmy came into my room and distracted me with questions about dinosaurs, and I was killed.
His favorite band is whoever I like, but he is cringe about it. And he only watches anime because I like it, but he only watches the really bad anime recaps on YouTube, not even the actual show.
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Dear Jimmy’s Brother,
I too am an older sibling and I fully agree that Jimmy is the problem. You need to sit Jimmy down and explain that he is adopted and that your parents found him in a dumpster and you asked your parents if you could keep him, and the only reason he is still there is because of you so he better start acting a little more respectful to you.
