Two weeks ago my husband had his cup of coffee but didn’t wash it out and put it in the dishwasher and shut the dishwasher like he was supposed to. Is this grounds for divorce?
If not, he also didn’t take out the compost by the sink in the evening. Is this grounds for divorce?
I think my car steering fluid might be a little low and my husband hasn’t fixed it. Is this grounds for divorce?
If none of these are grounds for divorce and I saw a sign that said it’s going to cost like 250 bucks for a divorce. Do you know a good place to dispose of a body?
Dear Grounds for Divorce,
In the United States we allow divorce without a good reason, just irreconcilable differences. You will not need grounds for divorce. There is also no waiting period. However, if you are still looking, I know this swamp which is off the beaten path.
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The article we are parodying. The lady appears to be trying to obtain permission for Dear Abby as if she is a judge permitting her to obtain a divorce.
