Where’s My Honey Pot Wonders Local Man
In light of the CEO of Nvidia, Jensen Huang’s recent scandal where a female Chinese spy initiated a relationship with Mr. Huang. She used that relationship to secure sought after Nvidia AI chips. Female spies that use sexual allures are often referred to as honeypots.
Brooksville man Stevie Sampson wonders why he has not been targeted with a honeypot. He bought the entire supply of Fire Doritos at Ollie’s. He explained that “These are sought after chips. Bubba traded me his father’s zippo lighter I have always coveted for 5 bags.”
Steve has 31 bags of chips even after the ones he traded Bubba for. He said “I bet you cannot get these chips in China.” If China is going to send a hot female spy to get these chips I am totally willing for her 10 bags of chips if she seduces me. I have not had a girlfriend in years.”
He is posting on Facebook hoping the Chinese government hears of his hoard and sends a honeypot to relieve him of some of his chips.
In addition to the chips he also has money. As he sat on the couch surveying his chips he found $.38 which had slipped between the cushions. He stated that there is “probably more in the cushions, so he is quite a find”. That Chinese honeypot is going to be lucky indeed. She will definitely fall for me.
